Random Rocket
thumb holds down middle and index finger while pinky finger and ring finger remain in upward position. shoot upward while making rocket sounds. looks like ok sign, but extremely different. can be used when random events occur. if random rocket is not appropriate, just rocket noises are an appropriate subst-tute.
turkey runs into supermarket, causing havoc.
-insert random rocket here-
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