randomostic


a person with outbursts of random activities. it is usually not possible for such a person to control themselves.
kid: mom, why did daddy put some ketchup in my cereal?
mother: you dad is randomostic.
father: ** smashes milk carton into the table with baseball bat with incredible force. then leaves for work. **

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