randomspurt


a randomspurt is a spurt of randomness that make no sense whatsoever. it is a sentence with no meaning at all, just there for the sake of being random.
man 1: dude so i was riding my submarine to work the other day and the sun totally blew up and p-ssed elmer fudd off so he broke my sp-ce ship so i couldnt go out to eat at radio shack the next day.

man 2: what the f-ck are you talking about?

man 1: sorry dude, randomspurt.

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