Randy West

the diametric opposite of what a male p-rn star should be. a textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his t-st-cl-s simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. his c-mshots have been accurately described as “scr-t-m dust” by his female co-workers.

the phrase “randy west” can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for “exceedingly small p-n-s” or “impotent.” doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition retrograde -j-c-l-t–n as “the randy west syndrome.”

ex: peter north – large c-ck; huge c-mshots
randy west – small c-ck; dribble, dribble

trivia: jewish, real name andy abrams. jews are sometimes categorized as having small p-n-ses, and unfortunately, randy west fulfills this stereotype perfectly. thank g-d ron jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

antonyms: studly, real man
my ex-husband could never please me s-xually; he’s just another randy west.

dr. rosenbaum’s groundbreaking paper t-tled “the randy west syndrome” was published in the new england journal of medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of retrograde -j-c-l-t–n, .

“a veteran of 800 p-rnos, randy west, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. he has an average-size d-ck and pathetic dribbling c-m shots.” –luke ford, jewish p-rn reviewer
the only male p-rnstar who fakes an -rg-sm. apparently, his system was depleted of s-m-n sometime during the mid eighties.
randy west: if you think that p-rnography disrespects women, let me ask you this. what about gay p-rn?
an old male p-rnstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.
i would like to see randy west fight peter north to prove who is more man. then the winner of that match can face ron jeremy.