randyanity
randyanity is an abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of randy stenglein of palmdale, known by randians as the christ, or “messiah”, who is the focal point of the randians faiths. randy stenglein is known to be the god of the trails. randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.
randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in randyanity and you will find the way.
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