when a orangutan gets hard
dude that orangutan has a ranga w-nga
a cool gal who you always would want to talk to. “hey sadira, wanna talk through skype?”
brayas are beautiful girls. they have a lot of friends! they get all the boys and usually have brown or blonde hair “is that braya” “yeah she is so pretty i wish i was her”
when you paint someones b-tt and expand it so it looks like a tuffet. d-mn, my girlfriend looked so hot once i gave her a missm-ffettuffet!
- voter's remorse
when you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. no regerts! i suddenly have a case voter’s remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .
- murphy's law of first period
if you haven’t done homework for a cl-ss, you will have it first period without fail guy 1: ah f-ck dude, english first… of course i didn’t write my essay. guy 2: well yeah dude, murphy’s law of first period