Range Rover Classic
the range rover cl-ssic was built from 1970-1996 and designed by david bache. made by land rover, a british car manufacturer headquartered in gaydon, united kingdom which specialises in four-wheel drive vehicles. cl-ssics are the most cl-ssiest of cl-ssiness. cl-ssic drivers actually signal to change lanes or turn and go into the left lane when making a left turn. range rover cl-ssic (formally known as country) drivers know their stuff. really awesome people drive range rover cl-ssics. they are really skilled at off- road driving and use h-lla headlights to light the way. if you see a cl-ssic coming down the road, you stop and stare because you can’t miss it’s amazingness. cl-ssics that are really awesome usually have tinted windows and black steel wheels. if they are even more awesome than awesome, they will be splattered with mud from all the sick off- roading they’ve been doing. can be seen at british field meets and hauling b-tt up a hill.
thomas: did you see that awesome girl driving that awesome range rover cl-ssic?
eric: yeah. i’d date her…
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