Rap music

summed up in five words: n-gg-, ho, b-tch, p-ssy, rims
rap music when it was good: i got love for my brother, but we can never go nowhere, unless we share with each other. we gotta start makin changes, learn to see me as your brother stead of two distance strangers.

rap music today: 20 fo inch rims and a b-tch on my d-ck yo, fake -ss n-gg-s tryin to hate me but dey can’t stop me n-gg- i want some p-ssy
the world’s most widely used oxymoron.
bill: what are you listening to?

bob: rap music.

bill: ha. thats funny.
a terrible form of music that tells children and suburban white kids that there only cool if you have untold amounts of money, and there better then you because they sleep with women whose -ss is the size of a fully loaded minivan

don’t get me wrong i like rappers like 2pac, icp, afroman, and run dmc.
rap music: everyday i’m hustling, because i dropped out of highschool,started drugs, stole a car, and blamed the white man for it all
commonly used synonym for sh-t.
brb have to take a rap music,lulz.
a genre of music that used to be awesome. west coast and east coast rap involved people who were down for their hoods, and talked about their mature experiences with hard lifestyles: they just wanted people to know what they were going through so society would understand and also be entertained.

but then here comes dirty south rap. 80% of all southern rappers are just stupid idiots saying sh-t like “yeah n-gg- i be leanin and rockin, gun to yo face i be glockin, hoes on my d-ck, shiny–ss rims on my car, and i threw some d’s on that b-tch. i’m a star! f-ck yo -ss if u hate, go in a corna and masta bate, some sh-t here some sh-t there, dem white people cant dance.”

the only reason south side rap is popular is because people wanted to dance to it instead of listen to the real gangster sh-t from the coasts. but one shouldn’t put all the blame on the rappers, they should also blame the money-corrupted record companies who allow these dumb-ss south siders to say whatever the h-ll they wanna say.
if you want to listen to real rap music, buy an alb-m from eazy e, biggie, tupac, or anyone from nwa, wsc, cmw, or dpgc.

if you want the fake sh-t, listen to paul wall, mike jones, dem franchise boys, d4l, or yung joc.
the real definition of rap music is using fast paced rhyming verses accompanied with a heavy beat an synthesizing rhythms.
something that is tastless, and requires neither talent, nor technique. if you are a loser with no known talents, this is your ticket to fame.
“rap stands for ‘retarted atempted poetry.”

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