Rap Nigger Anus Spider
when you are having s-x and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner’s -n-s while blasting the song n-gg- n-gg- by gangster rap. this can only be done by masters.
guy- oh jeez i’m almost there
girl- yes. oh yes! -proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his r-ct-m-
guy- what the f-ck!?!?!
stereo- n-gg- n-gg- n-gg- n-gg- n-gg- n-gg- n-gg-! why you eat so much chicken?!
girl- a rap n-gg-r -n-s spider!
guy- -facepalm- ooohhh okay!
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