Rape alarm
the act of waking a sleeping woman by having s-x with her.
reginald: “my girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so i decided to give her the old rape alarm.”
winston: “how did that work out for you?”
reginald: “well it stopped the snoring… but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming.”
it’s a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. people buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person’s partner.
it is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
what’s loud and shrill and ruins your -rg-sm?
a rape alarm.
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john: look at this rape alarm that i just bought.
dave: what does it do?
=john activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
dave: what the h-ll?? why would you get something like that?
john: i’m going to try to use it to get my brother’s girlfriend to dump him.
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