rape cry
a loud high pitched squeal emitted by a college freshman after having s-x with someone that they will definitely regret in the morning, followed shortly by seeing the thing that they fear most (i.e., spiders, creepy teddy bears)
person a: i can’t believe i just had s-x with you.
person b: i’m sorry, it’ll be okay, here, hug this teddy bear.
person a: wahhhhh wah wah wahhhh
personb: no, don’t rape cry!
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