Rape Lock
one of the easiest and direct ways to pull in a nightclub.
step one: approach target
step two: dance with target, leading him/her/it to the nearest wall
step three: spring both your arms out by her sides clamping the wall in a cobra like action
step four: firmly hold the rape lock, making sure there are no escape routes
step five: you’ve pulled
once you feel comfortable with this manoeuvre trying skipping straight to step three
how did you pull that 9 last night gerry?
gerry: rape lock, 60% of the time it works without getting arrested
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