rape me with a brick
1.expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see “f-ck a duck” or “sh-t the bed” 2.expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. see “holy sh-t” or “no way”
1.
-alek learns conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. alek says, “well, rape me with a brick.”
-danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. “rape me with a brick!” she exclaims.
2.
-a lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without b-tching. “rape me with a brick,” the lazy employee says.
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