rapemurder
when a man is not interested in an ugly girl and tries to leave the premises without creating any sort of scene, the woman then throws herself at the man and grabs on to him with all her strength! he must then push her away, do some interesting karate chopping and run for dear life.
d-mn, this girl tried to rapemurder me last night! she came out of nowhere and grabbed me from behind. fml
when one of your friends does something soooo stupid to a chick you want, that an overwhelming sense of adrenaline and anger overcomes you. this phrase brings to mind that you not only will rape them, but murder them directly afterwards if said action is done again.
guy 1: dude, that chick is soooo hot!
guy 2: hey chelsea, chad thinks your hot!
guy 1: i swear to all that is holy if you ever do that again i will rapemurder your -ss and bury you next to the river.
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