Rapetry
a type of poetry used to lull potential rape victims into a false sense of security before the attacker makes his move.
hey juan, i saw this hot drunk chick walking home alone the other night so i pulled over and was all like “roses are red, violets are blue, get in the car, i’ve got a knife”, and the girl was like “oh no you di’int”, and then she realised that actually, i did.
rapetry really works.
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