rapewolf

a sissy werewolf transformed by emotional anguish over the loss of true love. rapewolves are commonly known for their “s-xually aggressive” behaviors (like rape) and like to prey on small children to vent their frustration. remember, it’s ok because she looks 17.
chris hansen: how ya’ doing?
jacob black: what’s going on? where’d renesmee go?
chris hansen: oh she went to get a c-ke. tell me, how did you meet renesmee?
jacob black: er, i met her when she was born. that’s when i imprinted on her. it was completely involuntary, i swear.
chris hanson: so what’s a twenty four year old like yourself coming to do with her then?
jacob black: well we were just going to hang out, you know. i was going to ride motorcycles with her.
chris hanson: sounds a little fishy to me, jacob. isn’t she a little young for you to “ride motorcycles” with her?
jacob black: oh well no. she’s the right age, and it’s all legal. she’s seventeen.
chris hanson: jacob, tell me the truth.
jacob black: what?
chris hanson: jacob, she’s not seventeen. you should know this since you yourself already said you imprinted on her at birth which just happens to be seven years ago.
jacob black: well she looks seventeen which is all that matters, and um… -transforms!- awhooooooo!
chris hanson: ah, he’s becoming a rapewolf!
when blue b-lls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

origin of the werewolf legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

peter stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, europe

look it up
lucian: sandra shall we fornicate this night?

sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

lucian: but it’s our honey moon!!!

sandra: good night dear. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting…something happening…inside of me

howl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue b-lls