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very soft, secretly hay, annoying male that is very rude and mean to the female gender, but can’t resist looking at nude pictures of his mother. he will grow up to live with his mother and die while using a plus sized dido.
stop being such a raphael!
ninja turtle, named after artist raffaello sanzio (santi).
raph is the s-xiest turtle- he can kick anybody’s -ss any day and please a woman in ways a human couldn’t even dream of.
he is a turtle of p-ssion, anger and sadness. he wears red to ill-strate his rage and anger. he is ashamed of his loss of control most of the time. his weapon is sai. used in pair, they are defensive not offensive and designed to disable without killing.
the s-xiest person ever.
oh hes so raphael.
a “raphael” is a person who is funny, cool, and has a depressing side, he can be selfish sometimes and can ruin your day if he is having a bad day. he tries to be as nice as he can to people he meets but if you get him angry or sad he will have an alter-ego and instantly change from the happy-hyper raphael to a disturbed-sad raphael. be aware he has super fast mood swings.
raphael: hi
bully: you suck!
raphael: i hate you, burn in h-ll.
bully: 🙁
raphael: >:d
a super charming guy. the coolest guy you know. extremely s-xy. beyond talented. often plays an instrument and can sing like a god. tends to be one of those people who actually understands you without judging. likes to skate and play basketball. can’t live without coffee.
boy: did you see that guy playing guitar yesterday?
girl: oh, you mean raphael?
boy: i want to be him.
girl: i want to date him.
a name; commonly given to those of overwhelming intelligence, indisputable potential, exceedingly high sat scores.

silent, skinny, and shy, yet braver, bolder, brasher than any mortal you could hope to meet, raphaels approach life with a quiet, yet brazenly authoritative audacity, which is unfortunately often misinterpreted as arrogance.

a justified and righteous arrogance, but arrogance nonetheless.

however, raphaels are still widely and wildly loved, for not only their large, dense, muscles and innate athleticism, but for their ability to influence through the humanities. painting, piano-playing, essay writing, baking, animating, singing, movie making — trades of which the talent of a raphael is unmatched, unrivaled, unlimited.

despite their artistic prowess, raphaels are innovators at heart; programming virtuosos, lovers of not only the arts but of technology: painters who program, bakers who build.

to know raphael is to know life.
“raphael does everything!”

“i wish i were like raphael…”

“raphael can bench 846 pounds.”

“tony wishes he were raphael.”
verb

to engage in fun activities among friends while leaving out a different friend. “fun activities” may have a s-xual connotation.

an alliteration to the movie teenage mutant ninja turtles, specifically when raphael leaves the group and the remaining brothers are left together.
my sl-tty friends raphaeled me when they when to dc for the weekend and i had to stay in town. i missed all the fun.
hipster term for gl-sses
do these raphaels go with my flogger? i don’t know if i like the new frames or not.

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