raping the cat
a euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl p-rn.
“dude, i totally walked in on dave raping the cat!”
“at least he waited until the secretary was over, unlike last time…”
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(noun) the familus is the most essential group you plug deeply with by stuff beyond the gene pool… and is not lame, pointless or accidental like a gang, tribe or family hey i’m just off down the road to meet up with the folks of my familus cos they plug! my familus don’t plug with […]
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someone who is extremely cl-ssy and has a lot of s-xual partners. man, did you see tanner tonight? he is such a fancy friend.
- fanfucktion
erotic fanfiction, the tribute version of “f-cktion”. i never really bother with reading fanfiction any more, it’s mostly all poorly written fanf-cktion.
- no lube
i) used to gloat about a victory over another person. similar to shouting “owned” but a much harsher term. originated in the docklands. insinuates that you beat them so badly that it was the equivalent to dropping their kecks and dry riding them. ii) -n-l s-x without lubrication, almost always a denied request i) you […]