Raptor Time
anytime in which velociraptors are effing awesome. (it is rarely not raptor time)
when one says it is raptor time, he/she follows by making a velociraptor call.
man 1: excuse me, what time is it?
man 2: i believe it’s about 4 o’clock.
man 1: oh my watch says it’s raptor time.
man 2: —
man 1: mmmnnnrrryyyaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
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