rapture monkey


1. a self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the earth and ascend to an imaginary heaven at the mythical second coming of christ.

2. a christian.
i got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in antic-p-tion of yet another predicted arrival of jesus.

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