Rareware

one of the greatest video game companys to ever exist
rareware gave us games such as donkey kong country, banjo-kazooie and conker’s bad fur day
the english game developer of such great and probably the best games you’ll ever come across h-tting the earth. these games include: conker’s bad fur day; banjo-kazooie; banjo-tooie; perfect dark; goldeneye 007; blastcorps; and their latest t-tle grabbed by the ghoulies.

and are currently working on such projects for the microsoft xbox, conker: live and reloaded and kameo: elements of power.
bob: “hey want to go play ps2 at my joint?”
jim: “get lost, i’d rather go play grabbed by the ghoulies and conker: live and reloaded at home and own some nerds on xbox live with conker!”
one of the greatest game developers ever. they gave us s-xy n64 games like banjo kazooie, banjo tooie, conker’s bad fur day, perfect dark, and some others. the gamecube seemed like a good upgrade for rare, better graphics and controls would allow them to create even awesomer games. however the company was royally f-cked up the -ss by microsoft, destroyer of all that is fun and cool. because of this we will never see a good banjo sequel (but rather a cr-p game where our favorite bear and bird look like r-t-rded h-m-s-xuals and build cars), we will have to play the completely destroyed lump of sh-t perfect dark zero, and video gaming as we know it will never be the same. however i still have my n64, fully working to remind me of how great rareware used to be.
me: time to play rareware’s new perfect dark game, i bet its better then the n64 version!!!

-puts in game and begins playing-

me 10 minutes later: i’m gonna go f-cking hang myself.

me 10 years ago: omg!!! banjo kazooie, conker, perfect dark!!! these guys at rareware really knoe how to make a good game. they’ll never sell out to a bigger company just for the money and produce cr-ppy games… never!
the british game developer, that came out with the two best fps games untill halo finally one upped them. goldeneye and perfect dark. now officially owned by microsoft game studios they are expected to produce perfect dark zero which might be held as a launch t-tle for xbox 2
if you need an example then your not a gamer
a british game-developing company that careated the still-awesome t-tles goldeneye, perfect dark, donkey kong 64 and conker’s bad fur day. rareware lived it’s glory days until 2002, when the -ssholes from microsoft’s game department (basically game companies they bought out, then dumped) bought them out. killing every nintendo-related project they were making.
microsoft killed rareware, the only things left are the corpse that is rareware being reanimated by microsoft, f-cking b-st-rds. the only thing good in rare’s games now are the awesome graphics.
a company that was in its prime back in the snes days(dk country games mostly), and some of the n64 days (jet force gemini, conker’s bfd), but nowadays lack especially in the departments of promptness and gameplay development. i.e. their famous collect-a-thon gameplay and their way of delaying games constantly…
rareware was awesome, but now they have slated kameo (a well-antic-p-ted game) for xbox 2! surprised people still have faith in these guys…
mysterious force that keeps you from completeing your goal.
your installing neverwinter nights and your computer freezes.

“rareware got me again!”

usually said in frustration.