Raritan High School


condoms are thrown around like it’s our job.
freshman girls every year dress the sl-ttiest.
where every year a teacher goes to jail for having s-x with a student.
have fight week was the highlight of the school year.
where the senior parking lot is filled with mustangs.
roids. (enough said)
where coach dubbs is the highlight of every girl’s day.
where kids from west keansburg think they’re the sh-t cause they’re living in a h-ll hole.
secret drug sniffs. “mr. lock” my -ss.
prom weekend is the highlight of everything! smoke up and get wasted.
not enough money to do anything with the school but enough to help the football team
having fights with middletown at the movie theater was the cool thing
making a big deal out of the guy that commited suicide at the movie theater
raritan girls are sl-ts all around, not one of them is clean
middletown is better.

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