Rascal Flatts
a country band consisting of joe don rooney, gary levox, and jay demarcus.
the rascal flatts sing “bless the broken road”
1. a country band originally from ohio.
2. synonymous with lesbian or bulldyk- because all three rascal flatts band members resemble a lesbian or bulldyk-.
rob: hey man did you see that guy?
john: i think it was a rascal flatts it had b–bs.
a threesome of metros-xuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
” john- hey did you see that new promo poster of rascal flatts?”
” me- yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the f-g bars on a regular basis.”
” john- true”
country music on estrogen. women who think rascal flatts is a good band don’t really know what good country music sounds like. actually they don’t know what good music is period. nevermind that all their songs cater to women and they are ‘sooo hawt’.
rascal flatts fan: omg they are sooo hawt!
one of todays best country music bands, which has true talent, and excellent lyrics.. most of their songs are about love. the bands members are: gary levox, jon don rooney, and jay demarcus. a native of columbus, ohio, demarcus moved to nashville in 1992 to find work as a musician. in 1997, he convinced his second cousin levox, also of columbus, to come to nashville to pursue a career as a singer. demarcus met joe don rooney, a native of picher, okla., when they both got jobs in chely wright’s band. meanwhile, demarcus and levox were gigging in a nashville bar with a part-time guitarist. when their guitarist couldn’t make it to a show one weekend, demarcus invited rooney to sit in. happy with the resulting sound, they recorded some demos and signed with a disney imprint, lyric street. recenty the band have been found at vanderbilt children’s hospital with the terminally ill patients. at their nashville concert, they presented the ceo’s of vanderbilt children’s hospital with $250,000. they also surprised the ceo’s with the proceeds from the concert, totaling in $600,000. this is the biggest donation the hospital has ever seen.
rascal flatts have quite a few major hits including: love you out loud, melt, mayberry, these days, bless the broken road, and fast cars and freedom.
the greatest country band. they are known for their great songs, genuinly sweet hearts, and good looks. they have great music. songs include life is a highway, skin, here comes goodbye, and a colab with jbiebs that should be me feat. rascal flatts.
girl1: did you hear that one rascal flatts song, uh, life is a highway?
girl2: no, they suck monkey sh-t
the best country band ever.
not to mention the boys are hot too!
“hey i love rascal flatts!”
“yeah they are a pretty hot band!”
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