Rashstache
when a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.
today, i wanted to look really good for my date. i was a little self-conscious, so i decided to use nair on my upper lip just in case i had a female mustache. unfortunately, it turns out i’m allergic to nair. now i do have a mustache. a rashstache.
a rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
guy 1: “becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn’t have gotten her upper lip waxed. it left a m-ssive rash stache.”
guy 2: “yeah, but i’d still ride that -ss like a monkey on a tricycle.”
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