when you take a dump on your partners face and then turn around and perform a raspberry
i loved it last night when you performed the raspberry dumpling…
a place girls go when they want many d-cks in their -sses and may be in a parking lot somewhere. also known as a dirty milk land. she loves going to sticklots because she loves creamy stuffed bushrooms.
an ilton is like a milton, however iltons are very sweet to eat, and miltons are very poisonous. yo man, want some nice, juicy iltons?
someone who can tell apart many varied tastes of s-m-n she was such a c-mmelier; she could tell when her boyfriend changed to low tar cigarettes
when you eat a cake backwards man i just smashed that crontata compet-tion!
- starbucks virtual cut
when you are at the end of a long line at starbucks and place your order using the mobile app so that you get your drink way ahead of the folks who are in line in front of you. amy: holy cow, this line is long for coffee, it must be 20 deep. let’s go […]