rasputin banana


the rasputin banana is when you use shattered gl-ss from fine gl-ss to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your p-n-s and shout “для россии!” (translation: “for russia!” ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the -ss until they sh-t themselves using nothing but d-ck blood for lube.
i picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so i gave her the rasputin banana.

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