rasterbate
creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
he couldn’t buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
a mixture of rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to “rasterbate” is the act of being stoned while masturbating.
after hitting the bong a few times, jen and john went into the bedroom. jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.
to spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.
“man… my eyes are killing i’ve been working on that new logo all day. i need a bigger monitor”
“yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind”
to spend to much time on the internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.
example of rasterbate | go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.
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