rat monster
a genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.
on the “rat monster” episode of the scifi network prank show “scare tactics”, a gay peta activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
after gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.
the f-ggot squealed like a b-tch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
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