ratcatcher
a king amongst men who likes to catch rats of all shapes and sizes, purely for the benefit of his fellow ratcatchers.
“dude, fozzy is such a ratcatcher he sh-gged such a fatty last night for the story”
tom: “mate she is minging”
fozzy: “yeah i know, but hey i’m a ratcatcher, anything goes”
tom: “boxed”
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