Rathboned


when a man has s-x with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.
“he bruised my kidneys and i threw up. he rathboned me!”
adj. describing an individual who refused to watch twilight films until taking note of the character of jasper hale, as portrayed by jackson rathbone

v. rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated
oh my god. you’ve gotta see new moon. you’re totally going to get rathboned. then you’re going to want to rathbone the entirety of eclipse.

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