Rating Inflation
usually used simply as “inflation”, rating inflation occurs from someone’s affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite s-x while checking them out and rating them. this is based off of the 1-10 scale. when someone is ‘rating inflating’ or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite s-x above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.
side effects include: lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized p-rn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
dack: d-mn boys, look at that hb(hot babe). 10, no doubt!
friend 1: that’s f-ckin’ disgusting, she’s a 3 at best.
friend 2: yeah, there’s nothing on that slate, i wouldn’t tap that if i got paid.
friend 3: dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you’re way too into asians and i’m worried about you.
examples of rating inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
fat chicks by mexicans
big -sses by black people
white girls by black people
white girls by white supremacist
white supremacist’s wives by black people
asians by white and black people
big b–bs by men as a general
elderly by mexicans
nice teeth by asians
also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
sorry oprah, our bad.
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