Ratodd
ratodd is a very clumsy person. because if you didn’t notice, it sounds like “r-t-rd.” they always m-st-rb-t- with fluffy blankets and plays nothing but world of warcraft in their freetime. they enjoy skype calls with their only friends, a beautiful girl named raquel, a person named karl, and a washed-up p-rn star named j.j. ratodds’ real name is todd. but everyone calls him ratodd because of all the traits i have described.
man, todd’s so dumb.. he’s just a ratodd.
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