Rattlesnake


a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack b-st-rd to you
johnny, you f-ckin’ rattlesnake

you’re a rattlesnake, and your full of sh-t, i f-ckin’ hate you, ’cause you’re a rattlesnake!!
to jerk a guy off by vigorously, yet gently, shaking his d-ck back and forth with your hand.
“i just did the rattlesnake to him last night, he got off in no time and i didnt even have to blow him”
a nickname for the fresh f-ckin native anybody killa
abk ” im a rattlesnake don’t test me slither bite! slither bite!
carpenter’s/framer’s slang for a board with a nail pounded through it so that the point is exposed.
got a bandaid? i stepped on a rattlesnake.
a s-xual act when -n-l s-x is involved with two partners, can be heteros-xual or two males. when the p-n-s is in the -n-s, the partner that is “catching” farts. which in return causes a rattle or vibration that tickles the p-n-s that is in the -n-s.
mark and his gay partner, todd are engaging in -n-l s-x. todd is penetrating mark’s -n-s, when mark suddenly farts. this fart is a nice sensation for todd as the vibration causes a rattle like a rattlesnake makes.
an aggressive manoeuver used to ward off potential threats against oneself.

when one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the -ssailant’s eyes (please refer to the three stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scr-t-m (if they happen to be male).

there is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the -ssailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
fred: “hey, tom! give me my hat back before i rattlesnake you!”

tom: “what’s a rattlesnake…?”

fred: “it’s where i poke you in the eyes and bite your scr-t-m!”

tom: “woah! weird! take your hat back and never talk to me again!”
(1) ‘ n. any of various poisonous american snakes, of genera crotalus and sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ‘ — wiktionary

(2) according to kurt vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the creator of the universe.
example:

‘ dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . he looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. it was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

‘ the creator of the universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake’s} tail. the creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

‘ sometimes i wonder about the creator of the universe. ‘

— from kurt vonnegut’s 1973 novel “breakfast of champions” — chapter 15 (page 159 – 160).

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