Ratzinger


an insincere apology.

he said he was sorry for what happened, but i think he was giving me a ratzinger.
a s-xual act similar to the shocker where a man of the cloth astounds and amazes their partner with the notion of a higher power and then quickly zings them in the behind while they are still making sense of the revelations.

can be generically applied to any time when someone surprises or amazes another person with a statement and quickly f-cks the other person while they are distracted.

the person performing the act is referred to as the ratzinger and the receiving partner is the ratzingee. typically, ratzingees do not come forward about receiving a ratzinger at a young age for fear of being branded as either gay or a priest of the catholic church. ratzingers ardently protect their right to perform the act, usually by blocking legislation aimed at preventing ratzingees from coming forward after they’ve had 30 or so years to think about what they’ve learned.
i’d be a better priest if i wasn’t busy ratzingering all the choir boys.

you were so amazed by the bosses statement you didn’t even feel him ratzinger you in that meeting.
to insult a large group of people, unnecessarily. especially if you have a responsibility to keep healthy relationships between large groups of people.
“he just ratzingered the islamic community, by quoting some racist catholic from the 17th century”
ratzinger is also known as ratslayer, or boyf-cker. other commonly used phrases are ”omnipotent boy stretcher”
”holy fat-head” ”raboni” or pope bened-ck…the 16th time we’ve busted f-cking children
”yes your honor, i was indeed ratzinger ed , i now sh-t like a loose moose’s caboose”
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holy batman mother! he just walked in and with 2 sharp rights he successfully ratzinger ed 16 boys in less than a minute. much like a sneezing fit

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