Rave Fu
a modern derivation of kung fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an -ss of themselves followed by an -ss kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
raver 1: “what the f-ck happened?!”
raver 2: “i dunno that f-cktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all rave fu on his -ss!”
a raver or dancer at a rave who knows martial arts and tries to pull it off as their dance.
is that a new dance?
nah thats just rave fu.
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