Ravens


1. a bird closely related to the crow, who mostly feeds on carrion. 2. the raven usually denotes negative feelings or death in popular culture. 3. the word “raven” can also be used to describe a person who spends most of his free time doing unproductive things, like playing video games excessively and taking them too seriously, not going anywhere in life, and being a parasite who likes to feed off positive energy. see troll

“raven” type people are usually those who are constantly lurking on the internet, making snide remarks and putting people down as they have nothing better to do with their life. this is probably due to a personal-related issue that person may have. such as the lack of respect from their parents, a small p-n-s/mammary glands, or a delusional mindset that they are the tragic hero of their own life.
1. “is that a crow?” said michael

“nope, that’s a raven.”, said pablo

2. “nevermore”, quoth the raven.

“shut the f-ck up” said edgar allen poe as he put his d-ck in the raven’s -n-s

3. “hey, how come bob always has to take cod so seriously?”

“don’t know, that’s probably all he lives for.”

“d-mn, what a raven…”

4. “you think robert is ever going to stop being so close-minded about people?”

“he lives on the internet remember? that’s what he was raised with.”

“guess that makes sense, but he needs to grow up and stop being a raven.”
n. in reference to the baltimore ravens, the maryland state correctional system work release program.
the ravens shipped jamal “jail-mal” lewis to the cleveland browns.
the girl from teen t-tans who doesn’t wear pants.
anyone got some raven hentai?
raven is usually a girl who is very flirty. when she partys she’ll party hard. she is outgoing and athletic. ask her for something and she’ll rarely turn you down. she is beautiful and spontaneous. she has a really good sense of humor. ravens are amazing. if you the chance to meet one you will be very lucky. raven’s are s-xy and mysterious girls. dont underestimate them. they are compet-tive and creative. they arent very smart but when u explain something they will catch on… eventually. they are b-tches and they are independant. they stand up for themselves and dont let people push them around.
guy 1: d-mn that girl is such a raven

guy 2: aww man i know.
1. the bringer of magic
2. the messenger of the underworld–in celtic mythologies they are said to carry messages to and from the queen of the underworld (not h-ll, but the realm spirits go to after death).
3. many native american legends tell stories of how the raven. once a white bird, but due tothe invading caucasian men lost its consort the white buffalo and no longer had a clean perch when it grew tired. it had to land in the mud and to punish the men who had destroyed the sacred buffalo, the raven remained blackened from the dark mud. another story tells of raven the light bringer: a wicked king stole the sun and hid it away, but the king had a daughter. so, the raven being cunning, watched the daughter go for a drink at the stream where it turned itself into a tiny twig in the water and was swallowed by the girl. when inside her, it became a growing child and in nine months she delivered a raven the looked like a baby. the king liked the baby so much that he let the baby play with the sun, and as soon as the raven had the ball of light, it turned back into a bird and flew away, returning the sun to the sky.
a raven took to the sky, carrying the soul of a person recently dead and brought him to the entrance of the underworld, nudging him forward to meet the queen.
a young lady who is very amazing. she is also usually very beautiful and funny.can make anyone laugh!
-fine girl walks by smiling-
jared: d-mn, is she a raven or what?
markus: mmhmm…she sure is!
the baltimore ravens, professional football team and one of four teams in the northern division of the american football conference (afc) of the national football league (nfl). the ravens play at m&t bank stadium in baltimore, maryland, and wear uniforms of purple, black, white, and gold.

after the baltimore colts moved to indianapolis in 1984, baltimore was without a professional football team for 12 years. after being p-ssed up by the nfl for an expansion team in favor of jacksonville and carolina, baltimore took matters into its own hands and had the cleveland browns moved to baltimore in 1996. the name was changed to the ravens after the famous poem “the raven” by edgar allan poe, who lived in baltimore. since then they have gone on to compile an incredible defense and win super bowl xxxv in 2000.
i think the ravens could win the super bowl again this year.
a s-xy and misunderstood character from teen t-tans.
i love raven and her pale skin.

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