when a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his ray spray all over the place.
“hey frank, ray left his ray spray all over this stack of gay p-rn- films!”
- burrito wrap
when you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to f-ck them. her sheets were already messed up so i totally burrito wrapped her.
(im-pull-vee-ate-ed) a word that describes the deepest feeling of anguish; a complete feeling of something of value slowly and painfully wasting away (dying inside- as in death); a word that encases a most burning fury, drooping depression, and the deepest pit of despair; a loss and/or death of the soul; pain far beyond recovery. “my […]
- frickle d*ckle
when you don’t want to swear in front of a child or you are just a very confused person ” your such a frickle d-ckle” -someone says something that you don’t understand- “what the frickle d-ckle
a state of being both thirsty and starving at the same time. i am dying of thirstivation.
- scr*t*m streakin
when you’re t-tty f-ck-ng a girl with small t-ts so hard that your scr-t-m is streaking up and down her chest. guy 1: dude you’ll never guess what i did with my girlfriend last night!! guy 2: tell me man!! guy 1: i was totally scr-t-m streakin her all night long!