Rayleigh
town in south east ess-x uk. it is an alright place to live, relatively low crime rate etc, though has a lot of daily mail reading conservative voting w-nkers. the population is mainly old farts, the town is made up of old peoples homes, barbers, travel agents and opticians.
despite this it is a wicked cool place to lurk about in the roebuck or pry etc
a:lets go to rayleigh
b:yeah the mount is an interesting and historical location famed for its norman roots and its wildlife
a:its a date
1. amazing person.
2. she gotta donk
wow did you see that donk on rayleigh.
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