Raynorism
the church in which members in percussion ensemble and percussionists in concert band believe, matt raynor is g-d.
their chant: hail raynor!
rules:
1. matt knows best!
2. don’t cross matt
3. trust in the raynor
4. marching band is about what isn’t not about what is.
matt raynor has a phd in awesome; that’s why we call him dr. raynor. few are lucky enough to touch him.
see also, ben lupton
drummer 1: “i’d like to be a raynorist; i find raynorism to be so amazing. where might i be able to find the church of raynor?”
drummer 2: “oh! smhs! you might find the actual raynor on tuesdays and thursdays, when he gets to smhs’s percussion ensamble practice after he gets there from his new stupid job in asheville!!!”
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