Rayquaza
rayquaza, the sky high pokemon. it flies forever through the ozone layer, consuming meteoroids for sustenance. the many meteoroids in its body provide the energy it needs to mega evolve. it lives in the ozone layer far above the clouds.
there are literally 2 pokemon that even smogon would ban from ubers. the first is slowbro, because no one likes the infinite battles funbro can bring. see: mr. bones’ wild ride. the other one is rayquaza. rayquaza’s just that awesome.
rayquaza: surprise, motherf-cker!
primal groudon: 7.8/10 banned – too much “sky high” pokemons!
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rayquaza is the english name for a pokémon originally named “rekkuzza” in j-pan. the english name was -ssigned by nintendo of america.
in hoenn, an island region in the pokémon world, legend states that this creature, the “master of the skies,” once descended from the clouds to end a cataclysmic battle between the earth t-tan “groudon” and the sea t-tan “kyogre.” occording to legend, the battle almost destroyed the earth. had rayquaza not ended the fight, all would be lost.
thousands of years later, rayquaza laid to rest atop a tall tower built long ago known as “sky pillar.” it slept for years until a young child came and awoke it once more, as the evil organizations team magma and team aqua had called forth the t-tans of earth and sea once more, not knowing if the consequences.
upon being awakened, rayquaza immediately flew to sootopolis mountain, modernly hollowed into a city and named sootopolis city. this was where the t-tans were clashing, much to the awe and fear of the local residents. rayquaza repeated history and sent them back into their hidden caves, where they were to sleep peacefully forever more.
rayquaza has since been captured and exact statistics on this respectable beast have been recorded in the pocket monsters index, or the pokédex.
rayquaza measures in at a hight of 23 feet exactly, but only when sitting in a snake-like curl. its long body from nose to tail has not yet been recorded, but is estimated to be about 60 feet or more. it weighs in at 455.2 lbs. it has the ability to pressurize the atmosphere around it, and nullifies all weather effects such as rain or intense sunrays. how it does this is yet to be explored. it is cl-ssified as pokémon number 384 in the national pokédex. it goes by the number of 200 amongst the hoenn region pokédex. it has been dubbed the “sky high pokémon,” for its ability to live in alt-tudes as high as the ozone layer.
a truely magnificent and rare beast indeed. there is only one in existance, but scientists in the cinnibar genetic research -ssociation are trying to clone it, so we may see more of this magnificent creature before the only one in existance dies.
the current owner of the one registered rayquaza has asked to keep their information cl-ssified.
a legendary dragon pokemon that is said to rome the skies and live on a pillar high in the sky.
when i am pokemon master, i will challenge rayquaza.
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