Rule of Bases
a general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. first of all, let’s define the bases.
1st: making out. yes that means tongue
2nd: b–bie grabbing
3rd: bl-wj-b.
4th: v-g-n-l/-n-l penetration using your p-n-s.
for high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you’ve been dating. for example, if you’ve been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. if you’ve beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
for college students: divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, s-x after four months. literally, college girls are wh-r-s. four months is probably an overestimate.
adults: s-x on first date.
a: josh, you squeeze her t-ts yet?
b: nah, not yet.
a: how long yall been dating?
b: 8 months
a: … you a f-ggot. rule of bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. p-ssy b-tch.
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