Razor Dive

accidentally dropping your razor (hedge trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your p-b-s
i was sitting on the toilet today shaving my p-b-s. my hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my b-lls again, and my brand new philips decided to take a razor dive.

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