razorboner
a vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the arkansas razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of bmfp (bobby motha’ effin’ petrino). usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorb-n-r.
norb: man, i had trouble concentrating today. all i could think about is my huge razorb-n-r.
drew: totally. all day i look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorb-n-r. it was at full mast today. ready to sail the swine seas.
norb: tell me about it. i got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorb-n-r on accident. thank goodness i’d finished my coffee.
a symptom of becoming s-xually aroused by university of arkansas athletic events.
my razorb-n-r was still stiff after pounding lsu.
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