razorfart
a fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.
due to last night’s vigorous session of cowboy b-tts-x, i have a wicked case of razorfarts.
1. a fart in which razor blades fly out of the -n-s and sever any surrounding innocent bystanders fingers and or toes.
2. a fart in which the sound of a razor blade cutting a coconut is released.
1. the man “razor-fart”ed in public, leaving many pedestrians with severed arms, fingers, and toes.
2. innocent onlooker #1: “holy! was that someone cutting a coconut with a razor blade!?”
innocent onlooker #2: “nah, it was just that man slicing a “razor-fart.”
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