razzdango
1.a man, commonly smelling of brut aftershave, wearing a shirt unb-ttoned to reveal his chest hair and some medallion of some sort. he uses cheesy pick up lines and usually suffers from severe halitosis, drives some type of eighties p-n-s car, and will die before going home alone on a bar night.
2.a denny’s meal choice(probobly not a good one) that will prevent any sort of bowel movement for at least a week
1.”did you see that razzdango walk in?”
“yeah, i think everyone did, you could smell him when he walked in, and i spilled a shot of 151 under my chair, how i could smell him over that i don’t know.
2.”i ate a razzdango at denny’s last thursday night and it is now wednesday and i still haven’t taken a sh-t
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