RBFV
random burning fire victim- hypothetical persons invented in squat vs. deadlift discussions to -ssess “functionality”; they are most-commonly unconscious.
felix: “yeah, but what if i’m a firefighter or something?”
gary: “you should deadlift. zercher-style is preferrable. the barbell will have toughened your forearms to withstand the rbfv’s residual heat.”
felix: “are you sure?”
gary: “squats won’t help you when you come across that rbfv!”
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