RBI
a game for the nintendo entertainment system created by tengen. the most fun two player game of all time, especially if you want to get hammed.
simanto: yo man, i’m bored.
gwar: want to play some rbi?
simanto: dog, you know how to hit my g-spot
in baseball, r.b.i. is an acronym for “runs batted in”. this occurs when a person who is up to bat successfully hits the ball and causes a player who was on one of the bases to score a run. the batter receives however many r.b.i.’s that there were players who scored runs. the batter does not always need to land safe on a base to score an r.b.i., so long as he isn’t the cause of the third and final out of the inning.
the batter hit a ball deep into the outfield while there were two people on base, one on second and one on third. both scored so the batter got 2 r.b.i.’s, but the batter himself got thrown out at third, causing the second out of the inning.
randon b-n-r incident
oops i suddenly got a “r.b.i.” when i saw that hot chick bend over.
really bad image.
this is what happens after tmi. additionally, when you see something really horrible.
tim: i just saw a dude eat a booger.
tony: rbi, man.
rectal ball insertion. when a guy manages to get his t-st-cl- into a girl’s r-ct-m. to this day, there are no reported cases of the rbi.
we were getting bored with our normal routine, so last month i decided to go for rbis.
it really, really hurt my b-lls but i got them in there. i’m up to 5 rbis this season.
random b-n-r incident.
andy- “so, i talked to sadie yesterday in math cl-ss.”
brad- “did she give you a rbi? that girl is smoking hot!”
when your friend is having trouble getting up to and beyond third base with a somebody, but you do or say something so that they end up having intercourse.
charlie was having trouble getting to home plate with his girlfriend, but i earned an rbi by getting them both drunk and alone at that party where they finally had s-x.
lisa wanted to have s-x with gary but he was clueless, so i set them up and they went all the way, earning me an rbi.
i earned an rbi when that guy came over and asked me if i had a spare condom so he could make love to his lady for the first time.
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