re-accommodate


the euphemisms term for airline’s company to knock out and then drag off unconscious p-ssengers.
“i apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers” united airlines ceo april 2017.
to beat up and violently drag paying p-ssengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
“i apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers.” (oscar munoz, ceo, united airlines, april 10, 2017)
when you beat the cr-p out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for
person a: i am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, who knows maybe i will get a first cl-ss seat.
me: of course you will…
verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bl–dy and limp.
don’t make me re-accommodate you!

security re-accommodated the uncooperative p-ssenger.

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