read a book
1. a animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called “read a book”
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =-(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
john: the internet is a series of tubes.
jane: read a book would you!
a phrase you say when you have to go p–p. the phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while p–ping.
“don’t go in the bathroom. i just read a book.”
“i’m g-ssy. i have to read a book”
v.
code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low
-in a public area-
man#1 “dude studying for the finals was killer and i need something to help me relax”
man#2 -pulls out a lighter- “you down to read a book with me?”
man#1 “sure!”
sleeping. this is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
-lance calls seth-
seth: …h-llo
lance: man are you about to read a book!?!
seth: …yep
lance: go back to sleep.
making out
moe: i’m craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book
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- Fart Hug
the act of drinking three gallons of apple juice in order to achieve really dirty smelling farts. then cut a powerful fart and before the smell can disperse run up to someone (preferably a perfect stranger on the street) and give them a good five second hug. cherish the perplexed and disgusted look on their […]
- mad cat on carpet
extreme traction or having lots of grip. common lingo among gear heads. bro, your mx-5 handles like a mad cat on carpet!
- fatal
used to describe a relationship or former relationship in which one of the parties acts as if they have a “fatal attraction” towards the other. also used when someone in a relationship is seemingly too concerned with the other. a bee, quit acting all fatal about your ex-lady; who gives a f-ck what she’s doing […]
- Readaholic
one who reads all the time. recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. will also ignore friends in favour of reading. “man, did you see her today?” “yeah i know, completely ignored the teacher!” “she is such a readaholic.”
- vai tomar no meio da tua toba
portuguese for go f-ck yourself… used to tell someone to f-ck off vei voce e mau gay! vai tomar no meio da tua toba antes que eu te mato!