Read a Magazine
the performance, or planned performance, antic-p-tion of performance of having mind blowing s-x to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.
symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can’t stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
when she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.
get ready to read a magazine baby, as i have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me i will be getting to read.
code for smoking marijuana
yo, let’s read a magazine
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